there was an old lady who swallowed a fly...

...i totally understand why!!! so...it's the summertime, which in my tight attic quarters means humidity and bugs. i don't mean bugs like "my house is overrun with filth" bugs. i mean "welcome to the jungle" bugs. there are all sorts of crazy insects flying and crawling around in here once it starts to warm up. yesterday, i killed like three huge spiders crawling around in my bedroom and then there were two more this afternoon. but what really takes the cake is what happened a short while ago...i go to take a shower, come back to my bedroom, turn on the lights, and there are baby spiders crawling all over the walls and ceiling. i instantly started freaking out, grabbed a handful of tissue, and crushed everything in sight. after the 5 minute genocide, the body count was at least 50-60 would-be-assassins. the boyfriend suggested i get lizards to eat the spiders, but...what happens when the lizard population gets out of control???